The Evil Genius Within

Here's everything you need to know about the evil genius that is: The Devil's Advocate.

1. I look deceptively younger than I actually am.
2. I'm shallow.
3. I like comic books and figurines.
4. I don't really fit into any category of clothing style.
5. My style of clothing is determined by my mood.
6. I'm very fidgitey and I have trouble sitting still.
7. My astrology sign is: Aquarius.
8. My Chinese calender sign is: The Rooster
9. My associated element is: Metal.
10. I have a very short attention span.
11. I am heavily into my music.
12. I use my blog as a vent for my brain.
13. I probably have A.D.D.
14. My drink of choice was: Vodka
15. My drink of choice was also: Smirnoff (Black).
16. My drink of choice was also: Vodka + Red Bull.
17. It usually took one of each to get me intoxicated.
18. If there is none of the above, I would reluctantly drink Corona (+ 2 slices of lemon).
19. I'm a reformed alcoholic. I have not touched alcohol since March of 2006.
20. I become extremely 'friendly' when I'm intoxicated which was part of the reason why I stopped drinking.
21. Depending on circumstances I even become slutty.
22. I have a reputation of being a male prostitute.
    
23. I start dancing when the alcohol begins to affect me.
24. Depending on the music being played, how much alcohol I've had and if there is a pole nearby...I may happen to dance with it.
25. I've kissed a boy.
26. I've kissed a girl.
27. Both instances occurred within 5 minutes of each other.
28. He was gay (although I'm not sure if he still is after that).
29. She was engaged (although I'm not sure if she still is after that).
30. I find each gender attractive in their own unique way.
31. Funnily enough, I haven't had sex since March of 2006.
    
32. People have accused me of not having any ethics or morals.
33. Sometimes I like to show people what I would be like if I didn't have any ethics or morals at all.
34. Universal Karma and I have a long-term love-hate relationship.
35. I'm ambidextrous.
36. I go to the gym 5 days a week.
    
37. When the mood strikes me, I sometimes eat crunchy peanut-butter straight from the jar.
38. New technology amazes me and sometimes scares me.
39. I am a techno-phile.
40. I am an attention seeker.
41. I compensate because of my insecurities.
    
42. I'm fiercely loyal and would gladly give my life for the rare few that have been proven to be worthy of my loyalty.
43. I am qualified in First Aid.
44. I have 7 peer-review publications that have appeared in or presented at specialist academic journals or associated conferences.
    
45. I love my camera, my phone, my MP3 player and my laptop. They are my children.
46. I usually have at least one with me wherever I go.
47. If I could choose the way I wanted to die, I would want to die from having a piano or a safe dropped on my head (like in the cartoons).
    
48. I usually have difficulty getting to sleep and what little sleep I do have is usually broken.
49. When I get stressed, I brush my teeth to relax myself.
    
50. Sometimes I think about things too much and I go insane becaues my head gets too noisy.
51. I'm conceited.
52. I take swing dancing lessons once a week.
    
53. I love jigsaw puzzles.
54. I've completed a Diploma of Business.
55. I like learning about the world of physics, astro-physics, quantum mechanics and unification theory.
56. I have absolutely no respect for people who (physically) just "let themselves go."
    
57. I have a small faded scar under my right eye from when I threw a metal hook with rope attached to it into a tree and it came back down again.
58. It happened when I was on holidays after completing my honours degree.
59. Sometimes I don't think about anything at all and I go stir-crazy because my head is too quiet.
60. I don't usually wear a watch. My body clock can usually tell the time (to within 15 minutes).
61. I go swimming once a week.
62. I continiously organise and plan things.
63. I go rock climbing two times a week.
64. I probably have O.C.D
65. I am extremely weight conscious.
66. I take ballet lessons once a week.
    
67. I hate people who are indecisive.They annoy me.
68. I enjoy reading and I'm not ashamed to admit that I like libraries.
69. I believe in love...unicorns, dragons, pixies and other make-believe things.
70. I love playing the Devil's Advocate.
71. I haven't been to swim at the beach since I was (probably) in primary school because I'm too embarrassed to take my shirt off and I don't want to subject anyone looking to such a disgusting sight.
    
72. I've been known to snap my fingers continiously as a way of encouraging people to make their point while they are telling me a boring story.
73. I want to be Spiderman when I grow up.
74. I love the pain of a physical workout and pushing your body to the limits.
75. I like extreme and niche sports.
76. I ride my bike to and from work every day.
    
77. I enjoy learning new rules so that I know how far they can be bent.
78. I do gymnastics once a week.
79. I want to spend more time roller-blading.
80. I have a tendancy to do several things at once.
81. I like being busy to avoid dealing with my problems.
82. I sometimes question the meaning of my own existence only to find that I still don't have an answer.
83. I do pilates once a week.
    
84. I'm a qualified personal trainer.
    
85. One day I would like to learn to fly a helicopter.
86. I bury myself in my work and my research to compensate for my lack of any emotional involvements.
87. I don't show any "heart-felt" emotions.
88. I do plyometric training sessions once a week.
    
89. I went to a private catholic high school.
90. I went to a private catholic primary school.
91. I credit both for turning me into the Devil I am now.
92. I'm attracted to academia and areas of research and development.
93. I have a Masters degree.
94. I'm part of a circus / aerial performance troupe. I train with them three times a week.
    
95. I have an honours degree.
    
96. I work full time and I love my job.
97. I see things other people don't.
98. I'm good at my job becaues of that.
99. I hate people that waste my time.
100. I've been known to be impulsive and a risk taker.
     
101. I've been encouraged by the university to stay on and do a doctorate.
102. I've considered it but as yet remain undecided.
103. I can sometimes be very random.
104. I do pilates once a week.
105. I'm trying to be a vegetarian.
     
106. Digital photography and digital art interests me.
107. I believe I can read people.
108. I have a total of 5 piercings.
109. I've considered getting a tattoo but my attention span would see me bored with it after about 2 days.
110. My clothes will change atleast twice before I leave the house.
111. I'm extremely self-conscious.
112. I have no mirrors in my room because the sight of my own reflection makes me feel sick in the stomach.
113. I am confident in my own abilities. It is my lack of confidence in the abilities of others that becomes a problem
114. My signature fragrance is: Ralph Lauren - Romance.
115. I do martial arts twice a week.
116. I am innately against anything because it's fun.
117. I'm psychologically damaged (and it's obvious).
118. I hold grudges.
119. I have a twisted sense of humour.
120. I'm looking to take up yoga.
     
121. I constantly avoid having my photo taken or being in any of my own photos.
122. I have issues with having little or no self-esteem.
123. I sometimes dream about being looking attractive...and then I wake up and realise it was just a cruel practical joke set up by Karma.
     
124. I'm a contradiction within a paradox rolled up into an enigma.
125. My brain doesn't work the way it's supposed to. It's faulty.
126. My default setting is: Sarcastic, cynical and evasive.
127. I'm a researcher by nature and I need to know how everything works and why.
128. I can sometimes be inquisitive and curious.
129. I enjoy learning new things.
130. I sometimes come across as agressive and blunt.
131. I also sometimes come across as arrogant and cocky.
132. Most of time it's becuase I am.