The Evil Genius Within

2006-08-01T00:00:00.003+08:00

Here's everything you need to know about the evil genius that is: The Devil's Advocate.

I look deceptively younger than I actually am.
I'm shallow.
I like comic books and figurines.
I don't really fit into any category of clothing style.
My style of clothing is determined by my mood.
I'm very fidgitey and I have trouble sitting still.
My astrology sign is: Aquarius.
My Chinese calender sign is: The Rooster
My associated element is: Metal.
I have a very short attention span.
I am heavily into my music.
I use my blog as a vent for my brain.
I probably have A.D.D.
My drink of choice was: Vodka
My drink of choice was also: Smirnoff (Black).
My drink of choice was also: Vodka + Red Bull.
It usually took one of each to get me intoxicated.
If there is none of the above, I would reluctantly drink Corona (+ 2 slices of lemon).
I'm a reformed alcoholic. I have not touched alcohol since March of 2006.
I become extremely 'friendly' when I'm intoxicated which was part of the reason why I stopped drinking.
Depending on circumstances I even become slutty.
I have a reputation of being a male prostitute.
I start dancing when the alcohol begins to affect me.
Depending on the music being played, how much alcohol I've had and if there is a pole nearby...I may happen to dance with it.
I've kissed a boy.
I've kissed a girl.
Both instances occurred within 5 minutes of each other.
He was gay (although I'm not sure if he still is after that).
She was engaged (although I'm not sure if she still is after that).
I find each gender attractive in their own unique way.
Funnily enough, I haven't had sex since March of 2006.
People have accused me of not having any ethics or morals.
Sometimes I like to show people what I would be like if I didn't have any ethics or morals at all.
Universal Karma and I have a long-term love-hate relationship.
I'm ambidextrous.
I go to the gym 5 days a week.
When the mood strikes me, I sometimes eat crunchy peanut-butter straight from the jar.
New technology amazes me and sometimes scares me.
I am a techno-phile.
I am an attention seeker.
I compensate because of my insecurities.
I'm fiercely loyal and would gladly give my life for the rare few that have been proven to be worthy of my loyalty.
I am qualified in First Aid.
I have 7 peer-review publications that have appeared in or presented at specialist academic journals or associated conferences.
I love my camera, my phone, my MP3 player and my laptop. They are my children.
I usually have at least one with me wherever I go.
If I could choose the way I wanted to die, I would want to die from having a piano or a safe dropped on my head (like in the cartoons).
I usually have difficulty getting to sleep and what little sleep I do have is usually broken.
When I get stressed, I brush my teeth to relax myself.
Sometimes I think about things too much and I go insane becaues my head gets too noisy.
I'm conceited.
I take swing dancing lessons once a week.
I love jigsaw puzzles.
I've completed a Diploma of Business.
I like learning about the world of physics, astro-physics, quantum mechanics and unification theory.
I have absolutely no respect for people who (physically) just "let themselves go."
I have a small faded scar under my right eye from when I threw a metal hook with rope attached to it into a tree and it came back down again.
It happened when I was on holidays after completing my honours degree.
Sometimes I don't think about anything at all and I go stir-crazy because my head is too quiet.
I don't usually wear a watch. My body clock can usually tell the time (to within 15 minutes).
I go swimming once a week.
I continiously organise and plan things.
I go rock climbing two times a week.
I probably have O.C.D
I am extremely weight conscious.
I take ballet lessons once a week.
I hate people who are indecisive.They annoy me.
I enjoy reading and I'm not ashamed to admit that I like libraries.
I believe in love...unicorns, dragons, pixies and other make-believe things.
I love playing the Devil's Advocate.
I haven't been to swim at the beach since I was (probably) in primary school because I'm too embarrassed to take my shirt off and I don't want to subject anyone looking to such a disgusting sight.
I've been known to snap my fingers continiously as a way of encouraging people to make their point while they are telling me a boring story.
I want to be Spiderman when I grow up.
I love the pain of a physical workout and pushing your body to the limits.
I like extreme and niche sports.
I ride my bike to and from work every day.
I enjoy learning new rules so that I know how far they can be bent.
I do gymnastics once a week.
I want to spend more time roller-blading.
I have a tendancy to do several things at once.
I like being busy to avoid dealing with my problems.
I sometimes question the meaning of my own existence only to find that I still don't have an answer.
I do pilates once a week.
I'm a qualified personal trainer.
One day I would like to learn to fly a helicopter.
I bury myself in my work and my research to compensate for my lack of any emotional involvements.
I don't show any "heart-felt" emotions.
I do plyometric training sessions once a week.
I went to a private catholic high school.
I went to a private catholic primary school.
I credit both for turning me into the Devil I am now.
I'm attracted to academia and areas of research and development.
I have a Masters degree.
I'm part of a circus / aerial performance troupe. I train with them three times a week.
I have an honours degree.
I work full time and I love my job.
I see things other people don't.
I'm good at my job becaues of that.
I hate people that waste my time.
I've been known to be impulsive and a risk taker.
I've been encouraged by the university to stay on and do a doctorate.
I've considered it but as yet remain undecided.
I can sometimes be very random.
I do pilates once a week.
I'm trying to be a vegetarian.
Digital photography and digital art interests me.
I believe I can read people.
I have a total of 5 piercings.
I've considered getting a tattoo but my attention span would see me bored with it after about 2 days.
My clothes will change atleast twice before I leave the house.
I'm extremely self-conscious.
I have no mirrors in my room because the sight of my own reflection makes me feel sick in the stomach.
I am confident in my own abilities. It is my lack of confidence in the abilities of others that becomes a problem
My signature fragrance is: Ralph Lauren - Romance.
I do martial arts twice a week.
I am innately against anything because it's fun.
I'm psychologically damaged (and it's obvious).
I hold grudges.
I have a twisted sense of humour.
I'm looking to take up yoga.
I constantly avoid having my photo taken or being in any of my own photos.
I have issues with having little or no self-esteem.
I sometimes dream about being looking attractive...and then I wake up and realise it was just a cruel practical joke set up by Karma.
I'm a contradiction within a paradox rolled up into an enigma.
My brain doesn't work the way it's supposed to. It's faulty.
My default setting is: Sarcastic, cynical and evasive.
I'm a researcher by nature and I need to know how everything works and why.
I can sometimes be inquisitive and curious.
I enjoy learning new things.
I sometimes come across as agressive and blunt.
I also sometimes come across as arrogant and cocky.
Most of time it's becuase I am.

Devil's Advocate The Evil Genius Within

The Evil Genius Within